πŸ€” Infralapsarianism: Pre-Doomed Saved Sinners or Divine Domino Effect? 🎲

A thorough, humorous, and enlightening dive into the theological concept of Infralapsarianism, exploring the idea that God chose to save some people before allowing sin into the world (because who doesn’t love a good prequel?).

πŸ€” Infralapsarianism: Pre-Doomed Saved Sinners or Divine Domino Effect? 🎲

Infralapsarianism: The mouthful of a term that makes you sound either highly educated or like someone sneezed while saying “iPhone.” This theological concept within the labyrinthine hallways of Reformed theology is a bit like deciding to eat dessert before dinnerβ€”God decides to save some souls first and then decides the order of events, including letting sin enter the world.

Expanded Definition

Infralapsarianism argues that God’s divine decree follows a precise sequence. It’s like the cosmic draft for the soul Superbowl:

  1. First Pick: God decides He will save certain people (the elect).
  2. Second Pick: Sin, the antagonist in our cosmic drama, is allowed into the world.
  3. Third Round: God sent His team captain, Jesus Christ, to save those selected.
  4. Wildcard Round: The rest will face judgment.

Meaning

This helps portray God not just as a celestial CEO but as someone who rather likes a bit of planning and has a celestially good reason for His steps. You could say God was setting the stage, game-planning, and making sure the kaleidoscope of redemption was as colorful as possibleβ€”an omnipotent strategist, if you will.

Synonyms

  • Sub-lapsarianism (indeed, another head-scratcher)

Antonyms

  • Supralapsarianism: Because there must always be that popular high school jock who does everything first.
  • Universalism: Everybody gets a heavenly participation trophy.

Key Takeaways

  • The Saved Order: God first saves some people before allowing sin.
  • Stepwise: It involves a divine sequence.
  • Ultimate Plan: It’s part of His big-picture cosmological strategy.

Importance

Understanding Infralapsarianism can give a different view of life’s biggest crises. Feeling like you’re stuck in an existential traffic jam? Remember: It’s all part of God’s pre-approved travel plan.

Types of Theological Views

  • Infralapsarianism: Saving happens before the entrance of sin.
  • Supralapsarianism: Sin is factored first, followed by the plan for salvation, because starting with a problem can make Jesus look even more heroic.

Examples

  • Baking a Cake: God picking the ingredients (the elect) before starting the oven (sin).
  • Movie Sequel Order: Script the heroes’ happy ending first before setting up any villains.

Funny Humor-Filled Quotes

  1. “If life is a stage, Infralapsarianism is God putting the standing ovation in place before the show begins.”
  2. “Sounds a bit like God signed up some VIPs for the eternal perks before allowing the dance floor to open.”

Suggested Literature

  • Institutes of the Christian Religion by John Calvin
  • The Reformed Doctrine of Predestination by Loraine Boettner.
  • The Road Less Travelled by M. Scott Peck (While not explicitly Reformed theology, it provides an intriguingly broad perspective).
  • Predestination: The divine foreordaining of all that happens, especially salvation.
  • Election: God’s choosing of individuals for salvation.
  • Supralapsarianism: God decides everything before anything else, including people’s destinies and then allows sin.
  • Infralapsarianism (Cons): Feels a bit like spoiled nepotismβ€”β€œGet elected before addressing the problem of sin.”

  • Supralapsarianism (Pros): It’s like watching the director’s cut; you see the grand design before the chaos.

Quizzes

### In Infralapsarianism, what does God decide first? - [x] To save certain people. - [ ] To create the world. - [ ] To allow sin into the world. - [ ] The order of the Ten Commandments. > **Explanation:** Saving certain people comes first. ### The term for believing God planned for sin first before saving people is known as? - [ ] Pulsarians - [x] Supralapsarianism - [ ] Sub-quarterianism - [ ] Eschatology > **Explanation:** Supralapsarianism holds this view. ### True or False: Infralapsarianism suggests that God allows sin into the world after deciding to save some people. - [x] True - [ ] False > **Explanation:** God first decides to save some people. ### What should one consider when understanding Infralapsarianism? - [ ] Planets' alignment - [x] Divine order of decrees - [ ] Weekly astrological signs - [ ] Ancient Greek mythology > **Explanation:** The divine order of decrees is key in Infralapsarianism. ### Suggested literature for Infralapsarianism includes: - [ ] *The Hobbit* - [x] *The Institutes of the Christian Religion* - [ ] *Harry Potter* - [ ] *The Hunger Games* > **Explanation:** John Calvin’s *Institutes* is a fundamental work.

Witty Farewell

Thanks for diving deep into the divine! Till next time, remember: Even God’s plans come in “before” and “after.” πŸ˜‡

Author: Theo Daring
Date: 2023-10-13

Inspirational farewell phrase: “The journey of understanding can be as heavenly orchestrated as the destination. So keep diving into the deep (theological) end!”

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